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Here’s a thing nobody tells you until it’s too late: Naming your invention is a little like naming your child; with the added pressure of trademark law, domain name squatters, and the unforgiving sarcasm of the internet. It doesn’t matter whether you’ve invented a waterless washing machine or a satellite-guided seed planter. If the name doesn’t stick, sing, or spark curiosity, it dies. Worse, it gets mispronounced in meetings. So how do you name your invention without sounding like a pharma ad, a science fair project, or God forbid, a Silicon Valley pitch deck circa 2012? Let’s begin where most branding advice doesn’t: with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of cultural awareness.

The Mistake of Naming Things for What They Are

There’s a strange human tendency, possibly inherited from our Neanderthal ancestors to name things literally. Fire. Wheel. Rock. This is fine when you’re inventing fire. It’s less fine when you’re inventing a new category. “A name isn’t a label. It’s a narrative shortcut.” Consider the Xerox. Before it was a verb, it was a nonsense word, pulled from “xerography,” a dry printing process. Imagine if they’d named it “The Paper Imager 3000.”
Or take Google. Ridiculous on its face. But also… infinitely flexible, vaguely whimsical, and utterly ownable. Compare that to Excite.com, Infoseek, or AlltheWeb. Where are they now? Exactly. Literal names make sense to engineers. But markets don’t run on logic. They run on resonance.
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The Sound of Meaning

Great names don’t convey mere ideas. They sound like the feeling you want people to have. Say “Nike” out loud. It snaps. It lifts. It’s kinetic. Then say “Reebok.” It’s softer, more pliable. Now try “Sketchers” and tell me it doesn’t sound like someone ducking gym class. Phonetics matter.

“If your name doesn’t sound good when whispered, shouted, and typed at 3am, it’s not ready.”

Coin, Borrow, Break

There are roughly three kinds of name-making moves:

  1. Coin it – Make something new. Think Spotify, Canva, Airbnb. These are Frankensteins of the alphabet but crafted with intent.
  2. Borrow it – From mythology, history, geography. Think Nike (goddess of victory), Amazon (vastness), Tesla (mad genius). It adds layers, whether your audience gets the reference or not.
  3. Break it – Smash two things together. Groupon. Pinterest. Netflix. Brutally efficient, occasionally awful.

Also, beware the startup vowel massacre: Tumblr. Grindr. Flickr. These once felt edgy. Now, they mostly read as orthographic war crimes.

What Not to Do (Unless You Want to Get Roasted)

A Few Clever Case Studies

Let’s indulge in some name-envy:

These names went beyond describing a product. They articulated a belief.

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Naming for the Long Game

Before you get too attached to that edgy, four-letter word you scribbled on a napkin, ask:

Also: will this name still make sense when you evolve your offering? “BookFace” may have worked for a college directory. It wouldn’t survive Facebook’s ambitions.

“The best names don’t trap you in your MVP. They give you room to grow.”

How Bang Design Approaches Naming

We treat naming like what it actually is: early-stage storytelling. A good name stakes a claim. A great name invites people in. It hints at the culture you’re building, the tone you’ll take, the promise you’re making. We look for names that are not only clever, but also usable words that fit in conversation, copy, and code. If your product is ready to meet the world, don’t let the name trip at the starting line. Let’s name it right. Not to simply stand out, but to stand for something.

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